this is the most depressing thing on this website
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
Press play. You won’t regret it.
I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy
this is a great post
This post is so dapper.
I feel so dapper.
I feel so relaxed
i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing
The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving
how can you not reblog this
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Probably don’t even care, do you? You don’t care about changing the world. Why should you? You just want to watch a British boy with a fringe. There’s more to me than that. Try looking at what’s underneath. Yeah? I have a forehead, too. I just…one minute.
I used to have a career, you know? A forehead and a career. I had real friends. Now look at me, I’m just another prick with a YouTube channel.
Why are you still here? You can put this in! Okay? Put this in! Why are you still here? Seriously? Becoming YouTube? It’s your own time you’re wasting. Go and watch Smosh. Go on. Go and watch Ray William Johnson. He’s good, isn’t he? You like him. Go and watch the Janoskians masturbate over a baby! At least they’re doing something! At least they have something to say! You! You’re just sat there in your pants watching…watching this! That makes you worse than the Janoskians, think about that. You’re worse than the Janoskians! That any of you idiots can type at all is a surprise. Well, there you go. “Dislike” this. Most of you would prefer to send presents to your favourite YouTubers than you would your own family. Or, Heaven forbid, someone somewhere in the world who actually needs aid. “Syrian refuge crisis? Yeah, well, why bother? Send food packages to pointlessblogtv instead. He needs it.”
I’m so tired. I don’t think I want to Become YouTube anymore, is that alright? I thought I’d get some good discussion. I’d thought Becoming YouTube might change things. Something. Anything! Maybe! Hasn’t though, has it? None of you cares. You’d sooner ship KickThePJ and AmazingPhil or Tweet me complaining I haven’t uploaded a video in a while. “You told us Becoming YouTube was gunna be weekly. You lied to me! Where’s my free half hour video? I resent you taking your time making videos for us for free!” Who am I? I’m a fucking idiot! Your sense of entitlement sucks. And your favourite YouTubers are no better. Save the world? Make a difference? Most of them would rather eat cinnamon out of a bucket or be paid dumps or dumper trucks full of money to promote some cereal. Here’s a ‘Krave Challenge’ for you, friends: try finding your fucking dignity. Bet that’s not at the bottom of a cereal box. God, if he existed, which he does not, created the Earth in six days. Most of your favourite YouTubers spend six days a week playing Animal Crossing. And, if you’re lucky, on the seventh day, cobbled the half-arsed “I’m sorry I haven’t made a video in a while” piece of shit! “Hey, guys! Here’s what I’ve been up to in the last week: fuck all!”
The arrogance that anyone should care about our lives. About any of our tiny, stupid lives. We’re not special. The geeky, bitchy Digerati wallowing in the cult of YouTube celebrity. We did this! We made Ray William Johnson our God! Ray William Johnson is not the cult of YouTube celebrity. Unless ‘cult’ is a misprint. But you know whose worst of all? Me. Because I saw the YouTube Digerati and I thought “I want a piece of that. I want to be crazy mad boss internet famous! Like the rest.” Well, look where it’s got me. A weekly series on YouTube that isn’t even monthly. No ideas. No proper job, no hope. People shout things at me in the street. “Becoming YouTube! You’re a wanker! Where’s Charlie? We prefer Charlie!” Yeah, well, right now, you know what? So do I. Because I’m not happy with myself right now. It’ stopped being fun. I want to change the world through YouTube and I can’t even think of a subject for a fucking song. Go on! Unsubscribe! I don’t want you here anymore!
Becoming YouTube? What a waste of time.
Lil guy tried to meow!
Vine by: Papa Falcon
that is the face of a person who has just died from cute
and for the really talented
i want to know how many people have the same thing as me, and if you do anything with it
weirdly enough I was having a conversation about this like an hour ago
how does anyone not have music stuck in their head just constantly
All I hear is the drums
Guys sTOP. I’m gonna cry. You’re just too cute…this is why I love them.