This blog is a joke

marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

Idk why but I’ve been more and more put off of the idea of being in a relationship… or anything of that kind…. am I just turning into a heartless bitch?
(lol I already was a heartless bitch) 

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

skeleton-on-the-internet:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your gender identity on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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ginternet:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?

This needs more attention than it’s gotten.

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

meladoodle:

the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard

dulect:

greeting your relatives

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty