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zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

I lost five followers because of this post

tired-and-uninspireddddd:

I heard it lasts forever.

tired-and-uninspireddddd:

I heard it lasts forever.

ravenclawgirl29:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

BOTFA wishlist #984723723

birdisland:

I want Bilbo to throw an absolute shitfit after Thorin dies. No dignified glossing over it “he actually (o rly?) cried until his eyes were red” like in the book. I want him to SCREAM. And THROW THINGS. And PUNCH GANDALF. And heaven help the poor bastard who tries to calm him down!

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic
It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them.
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